The Christmas list

It’s the holiday season, and I figured that if I could give a gift to any celebrity, I’d give them the following:

1. The Duck Dynasty creator Phil Robertson: A calendar so he knows what year it is.

2. For Tony Romo, well, for his teammates anyways posters of how to perform the Heimlich maneuver. For when he chokes at crunch time

3. Pope Francis: For your wisdom and shunning the excess of your papal office to be pass down for generation.

4. Alec Baldwin. Better Judgment

5. Sarah Palin: Do we give her a brain or a soul….I’m open to suggestions

6. Tea Party supporters: A basic knowledge of the US Constitution and history.

7. CNN:  A set of balls, which they currently lack.

8. Glenn Beck: Give him what he wants, his own little island so he can spread his insane rhetoric to the animal life

9. Jacoby Ellsbury: To be at bat, in a clutch moment, and to deliver a knockout blow that keeps the Boston Red Sox out of the play offs.

And finally, perhaps the most important gift of all:

10. To Michael J. Fox. Quite simply, a cure.