As Donald Trump broke protocol and danced on stage with the cup, MAGA was miles away still seething. Despite multiple requests from stars such as Cole Palmer, who openly asked “Aren’t you going to get out of here?”, Trump continued to do the awkward dance that makes everyone assume he’s experiencing a full-blown body seizure. And all while Trump was making himself the center of attention, MAGA was seething.
Pam Bondi may have made one of the biggest blunders of all-time when she claimed the infamous “Epstein List” was on her desk. Compounded that gaff with that infantile photo opt when she handed out binders to right-wing social media influencers who held them high, smiling for the cameras. While this was going on, every single Trump supporter was beating their chest on social media, proclaiming how Trump was right about it again. In grand school-yard fashion, they pointed their finger at those across the aisle and proclaimed “I told you so!” Such influencers like @MillaLovesJoe, who never misses a chance to post falsehoods and outright lies, fantasized at what names could be on the list. Catturd proclaimed this would be the end of Bill Clinton. MAGA dreamt of every single Democrat in the U.S. being marched off to prison.
Then, the bombshell. Pam Bondi claimed that there was never a list. Offering the very weak excuse that when asked about the infamous “list”, Bondi sought to clarify she merely met the file was on her desk. Dan Bongino, a man who used his time in the secret service to make himself a podcasting darling for MAGA, has considered resigning from his position at the FBI over the DOJ’s handling of the “Epstein Files”. While noble sounding, I’m sure Dan has realized he could revive his podcast career. He could make more money spouting nonsensical conspiracy theories to an audience insatiable for such nonsense.
It didn’t matter to MAGA that Trump once proclaimed he’d date his own daughter. Or that he once had her pose with him in some very questionable poses when she was still a minor. Not even the fact he bragged about how he got a thrill walking in on half naked 13-year-old girls at one of his beauty pageants simply because as owner, he could “inspect what ever he wanted.” Hell, it didn’t even bother MAGA that Trump was buddy/buddy with Ted Nugent. Nugent is a man who has proudly boasted about having sex with underage girls, and in 1984, tried to release a single a song called Jail Bait, which is about a man professing his love for a 13-year-old girl. Those fellows are quite okay by MAGA standards.
No, MAGA wanted Pizzagate to be real. They wanted to see the Clintons in jail, they wanted to see Obama in jail. Hell, they wanted to see every liberal in America in jail. Without evidence to back it up, they proclaimed that liberals were all groomers and that Clinton was a regular on the infamous Epstein Island. And now it appears that everything was just a giant conspiracy that lived only in their tin foil wrapped brains. Trump played into that hard and fast. And after his gaff of proclaiming he’d release the Epstein files if elected president, MAGA couldn’t race out to the polls fast enough.
Now they feel let down by Pam Bondi, who is assured to by lead by Trump and fed to MAGA as a sacrificial lamb. Trump is never to blame in the eyes of MAGA. Even when the mistake is clearly made by dear leader, they seek others to blame. Amusement can be had at the sight of those videos. Videos of MAGA burning that red hat which has become a symbol of their movement. Trump already has their money; they can burn as many hats as they desire. Of course, social media will vilify them, and bully them into returning to the fold. And they’ll buy new MAGA hats, at a generous mark-up of course.
It doesn’t matter who’ll replace Bondi. They’d be forced to admit the same thing Bondi has. Or, perhaps, Trump will bully them into creating a fake list with names on it. Trump would go that far because he knows he’ll never be made answerable. He’s never been answerable to everything he’s done in his life, so why start now.
MAGA loves Trump more than they love that hippy fellow named Jesus who preached peace, love, acceptance, and helping others when they are down. I’m sure if Jesus did come back today, MAGA would ask to see his papers. And upon being unable to produce any papers, they’d demand Jesus be deported to El Salvador.
No, MAGA didn’t have some awakening this weekend. They were let down. They sought the release of papers that are never going to see the light of day. At least until Trump is no longer in office, or he’s exited the mortal coil. Trump had years of business dealings with Epstein. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.
In reality, Trump needed the Epstein fiasco. The economy is suffering. Business are losing money, and unemployment is sure to rise. Maybe, just maybe, Trump needs people to keep talking about that creep. Less they stop and realize that Trump has failed to keep any promise, and is slowly but surely, destroying America’s standing in the world from within the White House.
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